1) Devise portable mass water filtration system, so the next time there’s a water source problem VICTORY SHALL BE MINE!!!
2) Write epic poem utilizing the “bob & wheel” about Lincoln Beachey, and his fight against gravity and the time-traveling nazis who wielded it
3) Fight against gravity and the time-traveling KKK members who wield it
4) Save the world
5) Get the girl (some chocolate)
1) Devise the Sleep Clock. Like an alarm clock, but instead it administers ether at a set time
2) Develop a pocket-sized tranquilizer gun. Because sometimes you need to shut someone up
3) Invent the electric slide trombone. Because it can always be louder
4) When in doubt, try it out
5) When in No Doubt, play ska
1) Write the Great American Canadian Novel, about a man, cut off from his family, by his love for Nestle Chocolate Quick, and how that love brought him to ruination… and redemption
2) Sell the rights to Miramax
3) Get Ben Affleck to star & direct
4) Get cameos from Jay & Silent Bob
5) Nothing else, that’s it. Mission accomplished!
1) Build upwards-pointing-weather-refactorer (UPWR) to alleviate effects of pecipitation
2) Build one for pigeons too
3) Build one that points forward (FPWR) and “alleviates” those who cut me off in traffic
4) Not to mention those who have more than 12 items in the “Express” line
5) MOAR COFFEEEEEE!!!!
1) Hang out with Vicky, all day long
2) Listen to Rude City Riot’s “Victoria”, all day long
3) Something something “Victoria”
4) Read a lot of Dickens
5) Build a Tesla Coil, terrorize Menlo Park
1) Tweak time machine to go to events, not just times (New episode of Strip Search isn’t posted yet!!! I need a Google Search for the space/time continuum)
2) Figure out how to retrofit my car with a standard transmission
3) Install a bitchin’ sound system while I’m at it. A car just isn’t fun without a manual gearbox and a good deck
4) Update my “summer driving” playlist
5) Burn rubber… at the speed limit and obeying all traffic laws. And without actually burning rubber
1) Go back to bed, so when I wake up the next episode of Strip Search will be available
2) Design time machine so I can then get to work on time for today
3) After I go muni (since it’s actually sunny and not raining today!!!)
4) Repeat #3
5) Repeat #4
6) Profit
