1) Hmmmm… Bacon wraps…
2) Hmmmm… Bacon hot pockets…
3) Hmmmm… Bacon toques…
4) Hmmmm… Bacon scarfs… (Wait, what?)
5) Hmmmm… Bacon lingerie… (OK, a) that’s been done, and b) ewwww)

“Bacon improves all”
Though some are still lost causes
Vegemite, for one